Collection: Cookies

Sweet Contraband for the Cookie Connoisseur

Our cookies are the kind of loot you’d stash in a hidden safe—crispy on the edges, chewy in the middle, and packed with flavors that pack more punch than a speakeasy’s finest hooch. Each batch is crafted by hand, with no shortcuts—just tried-and-true techniques straight from the underground. Whether you’re craving a classic chocolate chip or something a bit more daring, these cookies are pure, uncut indulgence, baked in secrecy and delivered fresh. These aren’t just treats—they’re the real McCoy.